IchBrechAus93

beichte:

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a friend of mine once came up to me and said “hey i was watching dsds on saturday and it kind of looked like tom fixed his hair with sperm!” i couldnt stop laughing

OMFG WHAT SO BILL USES HAIRSPRAY AND TOM USES SPERM

taking-back-wednesday:

He’s the one. 

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

(via britinforever)